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Funny Wedding Jokes

Today I' sharing two funny wedding jokes that I heard, I'm going to have to remember them for next time I shoot a wedding, they are "great ice breakers"!

A little boy, at a wedding ceremony looks at his mother and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mother replies, "The bride is in white because she's very happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about it for a moment, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

And this one says it all:

How do you get the professional photographer to leave your front porch?

….Pay him for the pizza!

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